Samples

• "All the ladies in the house...the ladies, the ladies" - "Jazzy Sensation" by Afrika Bambataa
• "Baby, Baby, Baby" is from Zapp's "Heartbreaker"
• "Fresh," Fab-5 Freddy
• "Funky!", "Damn!" and "Is it funky, brotha?" from "Funky President" by James Brown
• "Good God!" - "War" by Edwin Starr
• "Hey Ladies" sample is from Kurtis Blow's "Party Time" on the Party Time album
• "One for the Treble (Fresh)" by Davy DMX. Following the line: 'And when I say stupid I mean cupid" you hear "Fresh" from the song cut in (and then the line: "I'm not James at 15...")
• "Pumpin' It Up" by the P-Funk All Stars
• "She's thinks she's the passionate one" - "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet on the album Desolation Boulevard
• Cameo's, "Shake Your Pants" before "all the ladies in the house"
• Guitar and synth under "All the ladies in the house...the ladies, the ladies" is from "Shake your Pants", by Cameo on the Cameosis album
• In the video version: "Baby, Baby, Baby" is Deep Purple's "Hush"
• Kool and the Gang's, "Jungle Boogie"
• Mostly "Machine Gun" by The Commodores
• Roger's, "So Rough, So Tuff"
• World Famous Supreme Team, "Hey DJ" at the very first "get funky" before the cowbell.

References

• "Take my advice at any price a gorilla like..." - from Magilla Gorilla theme song (actual lyrics "a gorilla like Magilla is mighty nice")
• "Tune In, Turn On" - (Drop Out) - popular phrase in 60's by Dr. Timothy Leary
• Chachi in Charge - a reference to Scott Baio's character in Happy Days, and his show "Charles in Charge"
• Chuck Woolery - host of TV's Love Connection
• James at 15 - Lance Kerwin TV show from late 70s
• Saduhara Oh - great Japanese baseball player
• Tom Cushman is a nationally syndicated sportswriter
• Tom Foolery - acting in a foolish manner
• Tom Thumb
• Vincent Van Gogh - Famous painter, who mailed his severed ear to his girlfriend to show how much he loved her
• Welcome Back Kotter

Lyrics

Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya
There never was a city kid truer and bluer
There's more to me than you'll ever know
And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh
Tom Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery
Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery
Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon
And I'm always out looking for a female companion
I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib
I took off her moccasins and put on my bib
I'm wheelin' and dealin' I make a little bit of stealing
I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peeling
Your body's on time and your mind is appealing
Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling
Some such nonsense is the bass that I'm throwing
Talking to a girl telling her I'm all knowing
She's talking to the kid to the who
I'm telling here every lie that you know that I never did
Me in the corner with a good looking daughter
I dropped my drawers and it was welcome back Kotter
We were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet
In my apartment I begged her please stop it
The gift of gab is the gift that I have
And that girl ain't nothing but a crab
Educated no, stupid yes
And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh
I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in charge
I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large
With the white sassoons and the looks that kill
Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville
I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie
I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie
Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around
You be listening to my records' a number one sound
Step to the rhythm step step to the ride
I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside
Tune in tune on to my tune that's live
Ladies flock like bees to a hive
She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door
Break up with your girl it ended in tears
Vincent Van Gogh and mail that ear
I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinking
The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinking
She said come on over it was me that she missed
I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed
Your old lady left you and you went girls (x3) insane
You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train
Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak
Sucking down pints till I didn't know
Woke up in the morning with a one ton hoe
Cause I announce I like girls that bounce
With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce
Girls with curls and big long locks
And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks
Walking high and mighty like she's #1 and
*She thinks she's the passionate one*